Received this Facebook email yesterday. Thinking about responding with:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your message and bringing this to my attention. I have a few comments:
First, I’m unfamiliar with the acronym in the subject of your message.
Sadly, I am not related to Snoop or any member of the DOGG family.
I called the hospital I was supposedly born in, and talked to OVER 3 receptionists and nurses, and NO ONE recognized my name. You’re right, something is amiss. Rest assured I am investigating this further and may even call my mom. I’m beginning to worry if I exist at all.
Also, I’m concerned about the quality of the construction of your home. It appears the builders didn’t verify the structure’s trueness. I strongly recommend using a plumb bob level to confirm. Though, I concede that it is theoretically possible that you reside within a gravity anomaly.
Lastly, you might consider removing the filters you’re using on your camera which make you appear Caucasoid. Your particular brand of vernacular reveals your actual background. My friend, you should embrace your rich heritage.
I love you.
