antigravitas chamber

pete3:

theengineer:

branduponthebrain:

thedailywhat:

Your Morning LOL: The Simpsons take on Apple.

(via.)

lmao @ gnarwhale

I’m obsessed with the recent crop of ukulele strummin, slightly boyish-voiced girls popping up on YouTube. Check out Julia Nunes’s original stuff and covers as well as the awesome Molly.  

Also, silliness. 

This made me very uncomfortable. 

Reminded of last week’s 30 Rock:
Liz Lemon: I really enjoyed watching MTV Canada with you.
Gavin Volure: They can’t seem to get anything right up there, can they?

esandberg:

cajunboy:

This is so sick and subversive, I don’t even know where to begin.

(via alexblagg & gabrieldelahaye)

Once upon a time, a kid walking around his neighborhood encountered a hobo, who asked for change. In the universal sign for, “I feel your pain, but I’ve got no cash, either,” the youngster turned his pockets inside out and shrugged.

He walked past a trash can, in which he saw a discarded View-Master.
He picked the View-Master out of the garbage and looked through it to see three dudes in parachute pants with bad Mystic tans and Growing Up Gotti hair. They were dancing around a beach and singing a song about doing it. Naturally the boy wanted to join this playful tableau and was instantly transported.

In this new land he met weightlifters, unattractive ladies in bad bathing suits AND the three minstrels of the shore. It was glorious. Especially when the ladies wanted to feel his muscles.

Then there was some basketball, some dancing, some suggestive lyrics and some more basketball. In the end, the kid got a furry hat, a yellow sports car and adoration of more unattractive ladies. He was so overjoyed with his newfound success that he gave the View-Master to the hobo, hoping to pass on his good fortune. The hobo boiled the View-Master into a delicious stew and suffocated the kid with his furry hat, made off with his wallet and stole his yellow sports car.

The end.

margeeka:

merlin:

Louis CK - “Everything’s amazing, nobody’s happy”

You’re sitting in a chair…in the SKY!

[via Big Contrarian → The speed of light is too slow.]